Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?
Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
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Blackjack/MurphmanFA/whatever I go by elsewhere. I'm 27, an FA, a photographer, and a hardcore movie buff. 304/1001
Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?
Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
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Bust of the nymph/naiad Herkyna in the Herkyna River in Greece
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The debate of all time
If you don’t like brownies then this poll is not for you. Please move along
Please rb if you vote
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Source: lustingupon
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shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what’s going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.
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love that fighting is considered a pokemon type. like Yea I got magical elemental skills it’s called kicking your ass
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Gilbert Williams
I feel like I’ve said this before but if I had enough money to not worry about it I’d absolutely apply for all kinds of jobs JUST to dramatically quit and give the other people working there a story to tell.
Compromise between free healthcare and paid healthcare: Sponsored healthcare
Your grandma’s stay is free of charge, but every 5 minutes the heartrate monitor will play a Raid: Shadow Legends ad.
Just let me die, thanks
Your IV drip is sponsored by G-Fuel. Every bag comes filled with a little surprise.
How dare you to hide this in the tags?
This is worse than any capitalist dystopia novel created to date
Both statements are true
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